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What’s in a name?
Only two players named Wes have appeared for Wrexham in our one hundred and fifty year history – Baynes and York – and both of them were attacking midfielders who liked to get the ball on their right foot and give it a wallop from outside the box.
So does your name decides something about your characteristics?
Nominative determinism is the idea that your name will ultimately decide what you do with yourself. There are obvious examples in public life: William Wordsworth was a poet; a White House spokesman is called Larry Speakes; and brilliantly the CEO of dairy company Danone is named Bruno Fromage.
In football there’s the ironic example of the French goalkeeper Dominique Dropsy; Wolfsburg’s directors might have been unduly influenced by the name of Wolfgang Wolf when they appointed him manager; and Robbie Savage would like to think his tackling was inspired by his name, although in fact his reputation was worse than his bite.
I’ve always been amused by this phenomenon so I wondered if it applied to Wrexham players.
Beyond Eddie May actually being born in May, examples tend towards the obscure or the subtle: Jack Mustard was keen as he had two spells with us at the start of the Twentieth Century, and Jason Soloman wasn’t a conjoined twin. Think about it.
Nationalities don’t even help me. Bill Welsh was indeed Welsh, but so was George Poland. I blame 1980s Wales manager Mike England.
Sometimes names even seem to taunt us, suggesting the opposite of reality. Richard Hope didn’t bring much optimism with him and Armand One didn’t even manage to score that many goals for us.
Meanwhile, none of the three players named Parry who appeared for us were goalkeepers, Peter Skipper didn’t captain us in either of his two appearances and Dave Smallman was not particularly tiny.
Of course, there are some cases I simply can’t judge. Older fans might be able to tell us how quick Les Speed and Roy Ambler were.
Similarly, I like the idea of Harry Trainer becoming a coach or Harry Welfare taking up the physio’s job, but can’t prove either of them did.
I’m tempted to count Mark Sertori, who is now a masseur for Manchester City, as the longest muscle in the body is the sartorius, but I fear I might be pushing my luck.
Still, there are some crumbs of comfort for me. Steve Basham could at least claim some nominative determinism in his family as he’s descended from European welterweight champion Johnny Basham, while Sean Reck not only passed the Arsene Wenger test by signing for a club which sounded a bit like his name, but also endured a Wrexham career which was a bit of a wreck as we flirted with relegation to the Conference a couple of decades ago.
Perhaps the best example of all is Jim Steel, who was the hardest centre forward you could imagine. At least my childhood hero didn’t let me down.